Kenny
gets run over by a steamroller
is chainsawed in half
is shot in the head
is pecked to death by turkeys
drowns
falls in a vat of acid
explodes
is crushed by an overweight cow
has a stake driven through his heart
is killed by a falling Mir space station
chokes on a Terence doll
has molten iron poured over him
is eaten by wolves
commits suicide
is hung
has his limbs, and then his head, sliced off by a rusty carving knife